About Andrew

It's my face

My name is Andrew Charles Stephen Heretakis the Great as you can tell from the title that has been shown above. I come from a long line of Spartan Warriors and Samurai. As my mother is a Japanese samurai and my father is a spartan warrior, the result was obviously an extremely capable designer and human being. I was born in a small village and raised in secrecy so I could lead the rebel uprising that would free my people from the tyranny of Galbatorix, dictator of the land and slayer of dragons. Wait, that's Eragon. Well, anyways I'm also a pro musician. You should see me play saxophone.

What can (or can't rather) Andy do?

I'm about as majestic as a mountain unicorn galloping across the rugged terrain without making a sound or disturbing a single pebble on the land. I'm as crafty as a chipmunk stealing chess pieces from the elderly while they try to play their game. I'm as smart as a wash rack. (Wash racks are incredibly intelligent, DO NOT DOUBT THIS) But if you must know, my major skills are in judging. I'm a great judge. I can tell when something is completely terrible. This doesn't mean that the things that I create aren't terrible, in fact, I have some rather horrible inventions. Besides being incredibly amazing, I have no other real skills.

But Andy, you're so intriguing!

Oh, please you flatter me. but if you must know I'm currently interested in training my artistic side. I never had much of an artistic background growing up (mostly due to my swordsmanship training for the rebel war) but I feel that if I had pursued it at an earlier age, picking it up would be slightly more easy. I really want to learn how to draw some nice things so I can put my ideas to paper and screen. Showing the world how flawless my ideas are can only be improved by knowing how to show them. I wouldn't want to rely on some bumpkin artist to depict my thoughts as I am completely original.